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prince-akeem:

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez

its spelled allowed darling

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
— William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

yipdeceiver:

ah yes. my great teenage years. corresponding with strangers about music on a website and never getting dressed. sweet memories

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

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